Two Door Cinema club come from a place called Bangor in Northern Ireland. You don’t hear many new bands coming from Northern Ireland do you? Well, I don’t. unfortunately you wouldn’t get any sense of their geography from their debut album. The Singer’s voice is rather bland and Indistinct and the sound is more Northern England than Northern Ireland, in terms of their obvious influences.
Their music is quite post punk but as their favourite bands on myspace show this group are more indebted to Bloc Party and Death Cab For Cutie than Joy Division. This apparent lack of history is evident in their second-rate material that wouldn’t have sounded out of place alongside Boy Kill Boy or The Wombats a few years ago. The difference is that whilst those bands were derivative and a bit bland they at least had tunes, at the very minimum two or three. Two Door Cinema Club have a distinct lack of tunes. Nothing on here would set an indie club going, if any of these songs came on people would probably evacuate the dance floor.
They aren’t bad songs really, if only they were bad songs. New bands can only do great things if they push themselves and experiment. Marina and the Diamonds is a good example of a new artist that made an album filled with some terrible, even embarrassing moments. But at the same time she never settled for mediocrity and her record is full of weird and wonderful twists and turns that sometimes work and sometimes don’t. But the journey was at least interesting. Two Door Cinema Club have one mode, and it’s plod.
‘Undercover Martyn’ is one of the better tracks, the drums spur on the vocals and the pace of the song is it’s saving grace. ‘What You Know’ is also worth mentioning, they can write some decent lyrics and on this song they are complimented by some more interesting musical flourishes. ‘Eat That Up’ is another track that stands out, mainly because it has a sweetness that the rest of the album lacks.
‘Tourist History’ is not a fantastic debut album, how could it be when it strives for mediocrity? It’s not even a long album and yet it feels very long and very unexciting. If you wondered what all the fuss was about with Foals and the post punk revival of a few years back then you should not go anywhere near Two Door Cinema Club. There are moments of interest here, lyrically they are intelligent and thoughtful and when they add some colour to their songs, as they do occasionally, things sound a lot better. Overall though I would steer clear.
5.5/10